Sheeps Meadow where the city goes to sun bake on a glorious day.
Me: Oh shit! I am really close and I can't stop!! Eeek.
Never fear - Crisis averted with a few crafty boating maneuvers.
Naked Cowboy (as he grabbed my hand): 'here bay-bee, lemme put yo' hand on my ass'
Naked Cowboy: (imagine a deep texan drawl) 'Oh baby, I've been so lonely. I'm lookin' fo' a woman to keep me company'
Me: 'Well you certainly have plenty of ladies to keep you company today' (Nodding to the throng of women gathering around to get a photo with him).
Naked Cowboy: 'No baby, I'm a lookin' for that someone special' (as he squeezes my sides really tightly and pretty much licks my ear)
Naked Cowboy: 'oooh bay-bee, I could make you so wet in yo' panties!'